All wrapped up in an Excel spreadsheet, my office phone rang and to my delight, it was Greg. I knew it was him as soon as he whispered the first words, “Hey there, sexy!” even though he almost never calls me at work. I smiled at the sound of his voice and answered back the same thing, “Hey there, sexy!”

“I want to have lunch with you today” he announced.

That was unusual – I don’t think I’ve ever had lunch with Greg. Just a lot of nice dinners and romps in the sack for the past year or so. “What did you have in mind? Are you out my way or at your shop?” I asked.

Ha, ha! I bet I know what you were thinking when you read the title of this post! And you were NOT thinking I was going to say, “orange”!

Truth is, I love food. I love to eat food that has strong flavors, but I more than taste. I like the texture, the juiciness and whether I have to lick it or chew it. There is so much more to food than just fueling your body with energy. If you do it right, eating certain foods adds a look to your sexiness and your sex appeal.

I like a tan body. some people say it’s not healthy. But let’s be honest – almost anyone with a tan LOOKS more healthy than a pale person. Am I right? I think I’ve only seen two or three people who have overdone their tans to the point of looking too dark and wrinkled. I think guys look incredibly sexy and powerful when they’ve got a nice tan. And if they have a nice bright white ass to contrast with the tan back and shoulders, it’s even more sexy!