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All wrapped up in an Excel spreadsheet, my office phone rang and to my delight, it was Greg. I knew it was him as soon as he whispered the first words, “Hey there, sexy!” even though he almost never calls me at work. I smiled at the sound of his voice and answered back the same thing, “Hey there, sexy!”

“I want to have lunch with you today” he announced.

That was unusual – I don’t think I’ve ever had lunch with Greg. Just a lot of nice dinners and romps in the sack for the past year or so. “What did you have in mind? Are you out my way or at your shop?” I asked.

He said, “I’ve got some things to do on your side of town. They are only going to take a few minutes and then I’m free for an hour or so.”

Ha, ha! I bet I know what you were thinking when you read the title of this post! And you were NOT thinking I was going to say, “orange”!

Truth is, I love food. I love to eat food that has strong flavors, but I more than taste. I like the texture, the juiciness and whether I have to lick it or chew it. There is so much more to food than just fueling your body with energy. If you do it right, eating certain foods adds a look to your sexiness and your sex appeal.

Some of it is a nice mental exercise. You can just imagine that the act of biting into something and tearing it away, savagely claiming possession of it – or slowly licking and gently it with small, sweet slurps and tenderness – is just like making love.

2 May, 2013

I like a tan body. some people say it’s not healthy. But let’s be honest – almost anyone with a tan LOOKS more healthy than a pale person. Am I right? I think I’ve only seen two or three people who have overdone their tans to the point of looking too dark and wrinkled. I think guys look incredibly sexy and powerful when they’ve got a nice tan. And if they have a nice bright white ass to contrast with the tan back and shoulders, it’s even more sexy!

When it comes to chicks, I like an all over tan. Some girls keep part of their tit’s covered, like they are wearing a bikini and never go completely topless in the sun. But I think a woman looks better – and more daring – if she has a great all over tan.

Some guys like to watch porn alone and having someone there with them actually spoils their enjoyment of it. I know a lot of guys watch porn movies in the afternoons when they get home from work an hour or so before when the wife gets home.and they watch in hotel rooms if they have to travel on business. Having x-rated movies in a hotel room are part of the advantages of an overnight business trip.

The poor bastards who have prudes for a wive are on their own when it comes to sexual entertainment. Their wife doesn’t like porn, she thinks it is dirty or stupid or offensive. And to be honest, sometimes the reality of the good old reliable wife who has fucked 1,00 times already and refuses to do some things in bed is not what the guy is looking for anyway – he wants the fantasy of a different woman and some strange pussy. They know their wife would not approve of the porn, and they can;’t watch it after she gets home. So the only time the poor slobs have to get a hand job along with some fantasy is during the little window of home alone time they can carve out.

Rush hour is ridiculous. My office is only 20 miles from my house and it should only take 30 minutes to get from the parking garage to my driveway. But rush hour means when I walk out of the office at 5:00 pm, it will take 2 hours of sitting in bumper to bumper traffic to get home. So, some of us have figured out that we can spend an hour and a half at a downtown bar, drinking and laughing and meeting guys, then get home in 30 minutes. What sounds like more fun? Sitting in traffic for two hours? Or sitting at a bar for an hour and a half and then driving home in 30 minutes? I get home the same time either way, unless I meet a hot guy at the bar, and then I might not get home until very late that night. Or the next morning.